Justin Trudeau Accused Of Knowingly Transmitting STDs To Thousands Of Canadians

Justin Trudeau Accused Of Knowingly Transmitting STDs To Thousands Of Canadians
Justin Trudeau Accused Of Knowingly Transmitting STDs To Thousands Of Canadians

Ottawa – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is coming under fire from all sides for knowingly transmitting STDs to thousands of Canadians.

The revelation became obvious Monday evening when Trudeau was mobbed as he arrived at a public barbecue in Sudbury, Ontario.

The event left Trudeau thoroughly exhausted, but in a valiant effort, he somehow mustered the strength to keep his shirt on. But that’s about all. Trudeau’s pants were later recovered from a Sudbury dive bar early Tuesday morning.

NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair told the CBC that he pleaded with Trudeau to exercise self-control. “Keep it in your pants,” was Mulcair’s advice to Canada’s young and viral prime minister. Interim Conservative Party Leader Rona Ambrose also had words for Trudeau. “He thinks he can just whip it out anywhere, anytime, anyhow,” the CBC quoted Ambrose as saying. “His propensity to flash anywhere is an embarrassment to the country,” added Ambrose.

PMO Responds

The PMO released a terse statement Tuesday saying the prime minister has “no plans to keep it in his pants,” and he will continue to “whip it out,” whenever an opportunity exists to “take a selfie with an adoring fan.”

Merriam-Webster defines Selfie Trudeau Disease (STD) as a serious condition that will eventually lead to embarrassment.

 

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