In a pickle, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night in an attempt to disprove rumours and innuendo that she is suffering from a serious illness.
Despite her effort, she only reinforced Donald Trump’s view that a woman’s place is in the kitchen, not the Oval Office.
For reasons known only to her, and Bill, she thought it would be a good idea to put on a display of strength by opening a factory sealed bottle of sliced dill pickles. Successful, Clinton touted her physical prowess as proof that she’s fit for office.
Donald Trump disagreed. On Tuesday, he told a crowd gathered in Austin, Texas that he was embarrassed by “Crooked” Hillary’s “lame” attempt to show off her manihood. Trump responded by opening three bottles of pickled Texas peppers and a large bottle of low fat mayo. The crowd went into a frenzy, chanting “Bottle Her Up! Bottle Her Up!” as Trump continued to open bottle after bottle until he collapsed from exhaustion after twisting open his 26th bottle of Trump Steaks.
But Trump didn’t stop there. After gaining his composure just three hours later, he dismissed Clinton’s one-off pickle trick, and challenged her to put her money where her is by putting their preserved cucumbers on the table.