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Donald Trump Condemns Hillary Clinton For Stealing The Spotlight During 9/11 Event
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Donald Trump Condemns Hillary Clinton For Stealing The Spotlight During 9/11 Event

September 11, 2016 Canadify Staff

New York – GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump is condemning Hillary Clinton for “playing the woman’s card” during a 9/11 event in New York today. Clinton left the 9/11 commemoration ceremony early Sunday after feeling [Read More…]

Former PM Harper and Wife Laureen Open Calgary Cat Shelter
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Former PM Harper and Wife Laureen Open Calgary Cat Shelter

August 31, 2016 Canadify Staff

Calgary – Last week, former prime minister Stephen Harper officially retired from politics. This week, the former politician, often – and some would say unfairly – described as emotionless and cold, gave Canadians a rare [Read More…]

Former PC MP Elsie Wayne Finally Gets A Chance To Roll Over In Her Grave Over Party Merger
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Former PC MP Elsie Wayne Finally Gets A Chance To Roll In Her Grave Over Party Merger

August 27, 2016 Canadify Staff

Saint John – It took 84 years, but former Saint John mayor and Progressive Conservative MP Elsie Wayne is finally getting a chance to roll in her grave over the merger between her beloved PC Party and [Read More…]

Walmart Buys Naming Rights To Prime Minister Trudeau’s Chest
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Walmart Buys Naming Rights To Prime Minister Trudeau’s Chest

August 24, 2016 Canadify Staff

Ottawa – The next time you see Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s bare chest, it will be clean shaven, and have the word Walmart emblazoned on it. The US-based retail giant announced Wednesday that it had [Read More…]

Justin Trudeau Accused Of Knowingly Transmitting STDs To Thousands Of Canadians
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Justin Trudeau Accused Of Knowingly Transmitting STDs To Thousands Of Canadians

August 23, 2016 Canadify Staff

Ottawa – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is coming under fire from all sides for knowingly transmitting STDs to thousands of Canadians. The revelation became obvious Monday evening when Trudeau was mobbed as he arrived at [Read More…]

Hillary Clinton Shows Off Her Kitchen Skills During Jimmy Kimmel Appearance
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Hillary Clinton Shows Off Her Kitchen Skills During Jimmy Kimmel Appearance

August 23, 2016 Canadify Staff

In a pickle, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night in an attempt to disprove rumours and innuendo that she is suffering from a serious illness. Despite her effort, she [Read More…]

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  • Subway Launches New Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk Cookie With Reese's Pieces

    Subway Launches New Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk Cookie With Reese’s Pieces

    November 30, 2023
    Subway Canada looks to elevate its cookie game by baking up the new Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk Cookie with Reese’s Pieces. The new Peanut Butter [Read More...]

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  • Subway Lunches The Great Canadian Challenge
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    Subway Lunches The Great Canadian Challenge

    November 30, 2023
    Subway Canada is inviting fans to channel their inner All-Star and win millions of Subway [Read More...]
  • Starbucks Launches New Holiday Cold Foams, Brings Back Starbucks For Life
    Starbucks Launches New Holiday Cold Foams, Brings Back Starbucks For Life
    November 28, 2023
  • McDonald’s Brings Back Herb & Garlic Seasoned Fries
    McDonald’s Brings Back Herb & Garlic Seasoned Fries
    November 28, 2023
  • Pizza Hut Is Giving Away $1 Million Worth Of Pizzas On December 4, 2023
    Pizza Hut Canada Is Giving Away $1 Million Worth Of Pizzas On December 4, 2023
    November 28, 2023
  • Taco Bell Giving Away Diamonds Made From Taco Shells
    Taco Bell Giving Away Diamonds Made From Taco Shells
    November 23, 2023
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